\u00c7oban\u00b4\u0131n biri dere kenar\u0131nda koyunlar\u0131n\u0131 otlat\u0131yormu\u015f. Tam o anda, Yan\u0131na bir Cherokee Jeep yana\u015fm\u0131\u015f. Brioni g\u00f6mlek, Cerruti ayakkab\u0131lar giyen, Ray-Ban g\u00f6zl\u00fckl\u00fc ve YSL kravatl\u0131 bir s\u00fcr\u00fcc\u00fc a\u015fa\u011f\u0131ya inmi\u015f ve \u00e7obana sormu\u015f.<\/p>\n
– E\u011fer ka\u00e7 tane koyunun oldu\u011funu bilirsem bana onlardan bir tanesini verir misin?<\/p>\n
\u00c7oban bir adama birde koyunlar\u0131na bakm\u0131\u015f,<\/p>\n
– Tamam diye cevap vermi\u015f. Gen\u00e7 adam arabas\u0131n\u0131 park etmi\u015f, telefonunu bilgisayar\u0131na ba\u011flam\u0131\u015f bir NASA sitesine girmi\u015f, GPS\u00b4ini kullanarak yeri taram\u0131\u015f, bir database ve logaritma ile doldurulmu\u015f 60 excel tablosunu a\u00e7m\u0131\u015f ve 150 sayfal\u0131k bir rapor basm\u0131\u015f. \u00c7obana d\u00f6nm\u00fc\u015f,<\/p>\n
– Tam olarak 1586 adet koyunun var demi\u015f.<\/p>\n
\u00c7oban<\/p>\n
– Do\u011fru diye cevap vermi\u015f, \u2013 Koyununu alabilirsin. Gen\u00e7 adam koyunu alm\u0131\u015f ve jeep\u00b4inin arkas\u0131na koymu\u015f. Bu sefer \u00e7oban gen\u00e7 adama d\u00f6nm\u00fc\u015f.<\/p>\n
– E\u011fer senin ne i\u015f yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 bilirsem koyunumu geri verir misin? Diye sormu\u015f.<\/p>\n
Adam,<\/p>\n
– Evet neden olmas\u0131n diye yan\u0131tlam\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n
– Sen D\u00fcnya Bankas\u0131\u00b4nda Dan\u0131\u015fmans\u0131n demi\u015f \u00e7oban.<\/p>\n
Adam sormu\u015f,<\/p>\n
– Nas\u0131l oldu da bildin?.<\/p>\n
\u00c7oban<\/p>\n
– \u00c7ok basit diye cevap vermi\u015f. \u2013 Buraya \u00e7a\u011fr\u0131lmadan geldin, bu bir.. \u2013 \u0130kincisi benim bildi\u011fim bir \u015feyi bana s\u00f6ylemek i\u00e7in benden bir koyunumu istedin. \u2013 \u00dc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fcs\u00fc yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131n \u015feyden hi\u00e7 bir \u015fey anlam\u0131yorsun \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc k\u00f6pe\u011fimi ald\u0131n!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00c7oban\u00b4\u0131n biri dere kenar\u0131nda koyunlar\u0131n\u0131 otlat\u0131yormu\u015f. Tam o anda, Yan\u0131na bir Cherokee Jeep yana\u015fm\u0131\u015f. Brioni g\u00f6mlek, Cerruti ayakkab\u0131lar giyen, Ray-Ban g\u00f6zl\u00fckl\u00fc ve YSL kravatl\u0131 bir s\u00fcr\u00fcc\u00fc a\u015fa\u011f\u0131ya inmi\u015f ve \u00e7obana sormu\u015f.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[220,219,218],"class_list":["post-678","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-genel","tag-alinacak-ders","tag-banka-danismani","tag-coban"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hknylmz.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/678","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hknylmz.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hknylmz.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hknylmz.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hknylmz.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=678"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/hknylmz.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/678\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":681,"href":"https:\/\/hknylmz.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/678\/revisions\/681"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hknylmz.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=678"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hknylmz.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=678"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hknylmz.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=678"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}